ImaginationUntamed

1. You need to eat a lot of mushrooms to grow big and strong 2. There’s no problem that can’t be solved by spinning really, really fast 3. The more people you kill the more popular you are 4. If things don’t go your way you can shoot the hell out of them 5. Life should come with a ‘Pause’ button 6. Credit for all your hard work will always be given to the crazed talking animals 7. Mildly unattractive people are Evil! 8. Royalty is incapable of cleaning up its own messes because they’re a bunch of stupid, lazy twats, which is why they send you to do it for them. 9. Swords, Guns and ammo don’t need to